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EOTECH announces new financing option in best press release ever

While we realize that new financing options at EOTECH are likely not earth-shattering for most of our visitors, we appreciate when businesses keep it appropriately light and had to give credit where it is due. In possibly the best press release ever, EOTECH announces that they have partnered with Credova® to provide a new purchase option to their customers.

For context, here’s how they open:

I’ve been asked to write a press release on EOTECH’s new offering of a consumer financing option on their website. Boring. It couldn’t be something cool like a new scope, or a new technology they discovered. Nope. It’s gotta be financing. Ugh. Alright. Whatever. Here it goes.

Even if you are not in the market for a new EOTECH optic, do yourself a favor and read the full press release here.